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Pot.OF

HTCPCP/1.0 Compliant Coffee Pot Controller

Brews: 0☕ idleFill: 0%🧠 AIRFC 2324 ✓

Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol

A fully RFC 2324-compliant virtual coffee pot with AI-powered features. Talk to a coffee therapist, get pretentious brew reviews, and generate absurd RFC extensions. All powered by AI. None of it useful.

BREW•AI Therapist•Critic•418•RFC Gen
HTCPCP Compliant Coffee Pot
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VirtualBean 3000

STATUS: IDLE

●HTCPCP Terminal — pot-of.htcpcpRFC 2324
> HTCPCP/1.0 Compliant Coffee Pot Controller
> Initializing pot-of protocol stack...
> RFC 2324 compliance check: PASSED
> Connected to virtual espresso machine
> Type BREW, WHEN, or STATUS to begin
> Try BREW tea for a surprise...
> Type HELP for available commands
 
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📜 Brew History

No brews yet. The pot waits patiently...

AI-Powered Features

Bring your own Gemini API key

AI features are optional. Your key is stored only in this browser and sent with your AI requests.

AI locked until key is added
⚙️ Brew Configurationespresso

Coffee Type

Additions (Accept-Additions header)

Cup Size

💡 Did You Know?

RFC 2324was published on April 1, 1998, by Larry Masinter. It's classified as a joke RFC, but its impact has been anything but.

The 418 I'm a Teapot status code has been adopted by frameworks worldwide, including Spring Boot, Go, and Express.js.

In 2014, a proposal to remove 418 from the HTTP spec was met with overwhelming community opposition. The teapot prevails.

HTCPCP stands for Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol. Its entire purpose is to control coffee pots over HTTP. Truly, the most important protocol ever written.

Coffee

🫖 Try typing "BREW tea" in the terminal above

This coffee pot takes its RFC 2324 compliance very seriously. It WILL return a 418. And it WILL be offended. You have been warned.

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